Dear Herb:

I told you I was only 10, why did you cyber rape me? I am telling my mom, I cannot get the image of your nasty dirty tighty whities out of my head. Ahhhhh... Pervert!

tiffany


Dear tiffany:

I am so, so sorry. Unfortunately when you're servicing thousands of cyber-lovahs every day, quality control tends to suffer. Please put your mom on so I can also apologize to her. And have her send a picture.