Dear Herb:

I'm gay but I type like a lady would you like to cyber dump on my chest. Please say yes big hunka man shit

--Interested in Indiana


Dear Interested in Indiana:

Somehow, taking a cyber-dump on a man's chest seems a little weird. Now, if there are any ladies out there, that's another story! I just had a plate of nachos supreme and a bran muffin, if that sweetens the pot for anyone.