dear faggot:

..taht is your name right?..lawl

anyway i think u are gay...cuzz i had cyber sex with u three times..and i said i was a guy like 10 times and u continues beating off to me...even though nothing was going on....i find this pretty dam disturbing...like cyber sex. if u cant fuck a real girl..dont fuck one at all!!!!

P.S. YOUR AN OLD SMELLY 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN LIVING IN HIS MOMS BASMENT PLAYIND D'n'D ALL DAY....QUICK ROLL YOUR D-20 FOR DEXTERITY

--michaelln60


Dear michaelln60:

I checked my cybersex logs and you were listed as "michelln60," hence the confusion. Gotta watch those typos. And everyone knows that you roll a six-sided die three times for a maximum score of 18 in dexterity. Who's the fool now? Oh no, he didn't. Oh yes, I did.