Dear Herb:

Have you ever had a real girlfriend, at all?

--Kalaroth B. Xaelius


Dear Kalaroth:

Is that your D&D name? Mine is Gorgodon--I'm a 7th level Paladin with +3 chain mail and especially high scores in Constitution and Charisma. I know what you're thinking, and yeah, chicks dig it. Especially the chain mail. But on to your question--have I ever had a "real" girlfriend? Well what is "real," anyway? The two-headed bronze dragon I slayed in the catacombs of Dargorniath seemed pretty "real" to me.