Dear Herb:

Not a question. Just a thank you. Thanks to your wonderful website, I'm making it rich!! Im making a fortune selling nail-fungus creme to V.D. Clinics!!

--yank the schank


Dear yank:

Just doing my part in the economic turnaround. Anything I can do to help our President and chronic masturbators I consider my patriotic duty. And can you send a couple tubes of your salve my way?