Dear Herb:

Message: hey herb
just to let u know that iv just finished having cybersex with u and it was great.plz get in touch so we can do it for real next time.
luv ya
--mwwaaaahhhhhh

suz


Dear suz:

Ah, your fresh-faced innocence and its connotations of jailbait bring a smile to my face. My young friend, having sex "for real" is a concept that's gone the way of the dinosaurs. So you can go on having your dinosaur sex--screeching, biting, scratching with those tiny little arms attached to your giant lizard body--but I'm going to stick with the most efficient form of sex known to man: cybersex.