Dear Herb:

I don't really know what you're thinkin' but, a hate-filled email turns into a love-filled female? I'm not the one who's gay 'couse I told you before I am a MAN and I'm pretty sure that read my first message before you awnser my second. I don't know but I think that you don't even care of who is sending you a message. Male or female, it looks like you're the kind of freak who will give all of his sexthoughts away to any sex OR age. that's gross man. Maybe I was right, you do this shit for too long... It time for you to quit old man and get a life, a real one. You must be kinda fat from sittin' in front of your computer 7 days a week. Maybe that fat you can't even see your own dick. Must be covert in fat.

--MOONZERO


Dear MOONZERO:

If you're a woman, then why did you have breasts in the JPEG you sent?

Oh. Wait.

Don't answer that.