yo herb!

i'd really like to know if this all is a joke or are u sirous? if u're for real then i must admit that i don't understand american way of thinkin'

--paul


Dear paul:

Ah, my silly continental friend. You're still clinging to the moldy ideas of "Old Europe". We're in a new age of unilateral sex, with archaic ideas like "foreplay" and "mutually satisfying" discarded on the scrapheap of history. Yours is not the first message I have received, but I will fight your Axis of Email to the death with my stockpiled Weapons of Mass Turbation!