So, herb...

let me be honest with you... you are quite unatractive, butt ugly as hell, and have a horrible voice...

fortunately, we're on the net, and that doesnt matter... and to tell you the truth i find it interesting to have cyber sexual relationships with you...

but...do you think we can do a threesome??

if the answer is Yes, how do we do that?

--Black Eve


Dear Black Eve:

Don't be fooled by the jpeg compression--I'm an extremely attractive man.

As far as the threesome goes, today's Instant Messaging software has everything you need built right in. Those promotional CDs that clog your mailbox are good for something. So easy to use, no wonder it's number one in anonymous sex!