Hi Herbie.

You should have real sex with a real sexbomb like me. A German Girl. German girls have big tits and big lips and a sexy ass. Wont you touch this? Tell me baby. Or cant you take a girl home with you? Because of your mom? Please tell me.

XXX yours Barbara


Dear Barbara:

Living with my mom doesn't cramp my style a bit. I'll bring you home and take you to bed, my little wienerschnitzel. Unless you're talking about actually coming over. That could be a problem since mom likes to go to bed early. And also she has a "no girls in the house" rule.