Dear Herb...

baby I want that ghetto lollipop of yours in my hands, running along my spiked tongue rings, givin me that thick, creamy,lucious protein shake time after time again while you smack my ass with your feet, pull my hair with your teeth, and call me your own personal sexxy beast...come on baby. Help a girl out.

--SexxxySuzi


Dear Suzi:

Sorry, but I can't share my protein shake with you because I already finished it. Strawberry-banana...delicious! I may have some lollipops around here, though, and I can definitely smack your ass with my feet. Let's talk.