Dear Herb:

You suck.

--blow@me.com


Dear blow:

You're right, I do suck. I also lick, kiss, caress, fondle, grind, squeeze, massage, pinch, press, prod, pet, knead, nibble, nuzzle, tickle, touch, tongue, tweak, taste, tease, rub, rinse and repeat. I've got it all in my cyber-lovah bag of tricks.