Dear Herb:

you are a serious wanker, nothing more, nuff said, PS, your mum was shit.

--Eddie


Dear Eddie:

Why thank you! I do take my wanking quite seriously indeed. As for dear old Mom, I think the American colloquialism you're searching for is "your mom is the shit". And you're right, my Jollye Olde English friend, for a 75-year-old lady, she's quite the cybervixen. Guess the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.