Dear Herb:

is this a joke... or this is just a page filled with cool people dat masturbates over a computer screen?.... sad sad sad...
did you even had real sex?

--SadJoke


Dear SadJoke:

No joke here. I really am the world's greatest cyber-lovah. And if by "real" sex, you're referring to a narrow definition that includes actual physical contact with another human being, then the answer is no, I haven't had "real" sex.