Herb, My Man...

I gotta hand it to ya bro...you've really got your stuff wired tight like midnight. What an incredibly informative, educational and beautifully structured (erotical)LoveMecca of a site - it's extraordinary; and you...? Outstanding! Countless men of all ages, demographics and lengths will come to you...seeking your wisdom, your experience and maybe a To-Go Box of the cybercharisma that only you possess - like a cosmological energy force all by itself. Hmmm...maybe that's what's causing the universe's accelerating expansion...maybe somewhat speculative, but nonetheless worthy of theoretical inquiry. I'm personally indebted to you I feel - for I've learned so much, so quickly...I even bought a new set of bath towels. You've opened my eyes to a world that I could've only dreamed of; showed me the path to anonymous sexual enlightenment and provided for me a truth that even transcends Laser Vision correction. I once felt that I really eeded to lose the weight, but...come to think of it, I haven't shopped for clothes for about 8 years now. You are to needful women what a Suryp Steward is to IHOP. I'll take the sausage patties - and for the first time in my life....I FEEL ALIVE!!

--The_Jayman


Dear Jayman:

It's people like you that make it all worthwhile. And also the thousands of anonymous sexual encounters.