Dear Herby,

You're so hansom, you don't need to be stuck behind that computer to get a rush, when I could give you the real thing.

Waiting for you...xXx

--Pertina Saville


Dear Pertina:

I have to respectfully decline your offer of cheap sex. You see, I prefer having cybersex to what the uninitiated call "the real thing." It's not at all that I'm nervous around women and wouldn't have the slightest idea of what do do with one.