Dear Herb:

you are fucking pathetic.....you remind me of one of those guys who likes to think they got what it takes, but you dont got what it takes maaaan. jeeesh..and to think i was gonna have sex with YOU! Paleeeeeez

--Julie Big Jugs


Dear JBJ:

Does your name refer to large containers or rather to breasts? If it's the latter, I'd like to assure you that I do indeed have what it takes. Whatever that is.