dear fag,

I hate you, your a fucking seriously fucked up guy, you fuck anything and everything.I think you should hire a hooker and have "sex" not none of that cyber shit.

-FUCK YOU NIGGA

p.s. I fucked your mom and she suXoRz in bed!


Dear Eugene:

This is Herb's Mom. I know you're upset that I haven't called. You're a very emotional boy, but you shouldn't worry, little lamb. I'll definitely call next time I feel like breaking you off.

--Henrietta Zipper