Herb,

you suck. You stole my wife. She wouldn't shut up about you. Next thing she packed her handbag and left for LA to find you. you're the pits of the damn universe.

--gdeere


Dear gdeere:

Think on the bright side: marriage is between a man and a woman, but cybersex is between a man and 50,000 women. After a proper mourning period of 15-20 minutes, it's appropriate to get yourself out there again. And don't worry, I never give out my real address. After a few weeks searching L.A. your wife will return home, weary and ready to settle for you again.