Dear Herb:

IM A GUY

--darla


Dear darla:

But that would meant that I had sex with a...

Okay, you really had me going there for a second. Such a kidder, darla! I'm looking at your jpeg right here, and you're clearly a woman. Sure, the Magnum P.I. moustache might give some guys pause, but I think a little upper-lip growth can really bring out a woman's features. You should see my Mom--she's quite striking.