Dear Herb:

Can I be like you someday, Mr. Cyber Lovah?

--Steven


Dear Steven:

Absolutely. All up-and-comers need a mentor to look up to. Growing up, my role model was my Uncle Jack "Jack the Zipper" Zippenowski, who had sex by mail with over 4,000 women while still incarcerated in the Ohio State Correctional Facility. He was an American hero, and a major horn dog.