Dear Herb:

oohhh baby you were my first. is there any way i can come meet you? your thick glasses and dirty, messy teeth make me climax just thinking about them. ooo yes i want you now herbie, you sexy nerd you. by the way i'm incredibly sexy...online that is... :)

--sexymama


Dear sexymama:

Meet you? In person? I would, because I'm very socially adept and especially comfortable around women, but I'm just very busy right now.