Dear Herb:

I was recently surfing the web in search for original and creative vocabulary that I could use will having cyber sex and I stumbled upon your page. I read about you, and it seems that you could possibly help me in this area. You see, the other day I met a young lady online that is extremely attractive and happens to enjoy having cyber sex, so after talking for a bit and realizing that we have some things in comon, she asked me to"fuck her". At first I was a little confused, the question being popped quite abruptly and also the fact that I had never "cybered" before in my life. Not wanting to spoil the moment, I went along with it, and thank god I payed attention in English class because I did pretty well for my first time, or at least she said I did. Now, she wants to do it on a regular basis and has even said she wants to meet me someday. Sorry, I went off on a rant there, but was I really wanted to know is if you could help me with coming up with some new vocabulary will cybering. I really don't want her to lose interest by me repeating the same lines over and over. Some of the words I have used are, pleasure, sensation, exctacy, climax, rythmically, penetration, unbearable, and your basic sexual vocab. Well, I guess those are some of the main words I would kind of like to elaborate on just to kind of spice things up so its not so repetitive. I really appreciate your time, I know you're a busy man, and I hope you can share some of your words of wisdom with me. A million thanks--

--Dale


Dear Dale:

First off, I recommend an online thesaurus such as the one available at Merriam-Webster. This thing is like a Cyber-Cyrano. As far as specific words, try some of my favorites: meganut, privates, bearded rose, mommy, and stanky-panky.