Dear Herb:

Herb you are my hero, how did you become such a great lova? Could i ever be like you some day? Also I am 22 and still havnt lost my virginity, should i bother?

--al


Dear al:

As I like to say, the key to being a great cyberlovah is 1) masturbation 2) masturbation and 3) masturbation. Can you be like me? Of course you can. All it takes is a dialup and the desire. And as far as "virginity" is concerned, it sounds like you're overly concerned with archaic, flesh-and-blood "Sex 1.0." I suggest you get online and pop that cyber-cherry ASAP.