Dear Herb:

yow bitch, wassup. haha where are all the lady's now you ugly fuck. women gotten smarter these days so they read the messages first. Now we all know what a mistake you are. I cannot understand why your parents kept you alive on the day when you were born. so maybe they do pity you. so in stead of jerking off of those messages you got from the bitches in the early days, you now fucking animals and rape your mother too.
YOU UGLY MOTHERFUCKER

--MOONZERO


Dear MOONZERO:

If this is your idea of sexy dirty talk, you have a lot to learn. The term is "YOU SEXY MOTHERFUCKER," not "YOU UGLY MOTHERFUCKER."