Dear Herb:

I really like your cyber website and me and my girl friend want to have a cyber threesome with you. My screen name is wafflesansyrup. Holla at me.

--Scooter


Dear Scooter:

I've never had a threesome, but I think I'd be good at it. To quote my supervisor in the I.T. Department, writing in my latest quarterly performance review: "Herb is an excellent multi-tasker." I'll send you a copy after we have sex.