Dear Herb:

Are u a jerk??? or a nut who can't find a real girl?? you're really depressnig , I know that u don't care 'bout real dates in the real world but, don't u think that a real date, a real fuck is more interesting that a stupid typing in a little machine??? think it and if u want some hints to success in real dates contact me

--Rocko


Dear Rocko:

I'll have you know that my "little" machine is a custom-built Pentium 4 overclocked to the max with a Zalman Heatpipe GPU cooler. I have sex with thousands of beautiful women every night. The only thing "depressnig" is your lackluster typing skills. Talk to me after you have a "real" date with Mavis Beacon.