Dear Herb:

My bore of a husband finally passed away and I couldn't be more excited to "hit the scene" again. But Lord, things sure have changed since my schoolgirl days. Tell me, how will I know I've "caught a man's eye?"

--BleuHair


Dear BleuHair:

Interested gentlemen will ask something like, "Would you like to have sex with me?" Beware of idle chitchat. This is usually the sign of insecurity or a pyramid scheme.