Dear Herb:

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--Albert Taylor


Dear Albert:

Looks like you have a keyboard malfunction on your hands. Don't fret--it happens to the best of us. This one time, I had a hot honey back in my cyberbachelorpad when my "A" key stuck. All I could say was, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA." Those A's gave her the wrong idea and before I knew it, she was gone. This chick had no interest in a premature e-ejaculator. So I fixed my keyboard, assumed a different cyberalias, and showed her what a virtual lover with a slow hand can be like. 45 seconds later, she was a believer.