Dear Herb:

Herb you bastard you came before I did, how am I suposed to come by myself you selfish no good lover. It was great till you stopped I need more attention

--Shona


Dear Shona:

As you discovered, it generally takes me 15 to 30 seconds to consummate a relationship. What can I say? I'm good at what I do. If you can't keep up, don't play with the big boys.