Dear Herb:

I am desperately in lust with one of my co-workers. She has found many, many lovers online. I want to be one of them, but am embarrassed to ask her screen name. What should I do?

--Kevin


Dear Kevin:

As a former I.T. department manager, I know the potency of an office crush. Invite her someplace nice for lunch, then when you know she's out, ransack her computer.