Dear Herb:

Herb, i think you are sooo hott! i would love to have real sex with you instead of this cyber shit! call me! my phone number is [number withheld]. I love you herb! i think you are just beautiful!

--Kandi


Dear Kandi:

Unfortunately, my work schedule prohibits me from having sex in the real world. It's definitely not because I'm unattractive and frightened of women.