Hi herb,

you were fantastic! I had five cyborgasms. I love you, please meet me for real life sex. I'm morbidly obese and have a horific face, scolded by boiling water, no one will sleep with me. I have ammil nitrate and lube, we can go for hours.

Love always,
Emma
xXx


Dear Emma:

I can live with "morbidly obese" and "scarred face," but you lost me at "go for hours." Thanks for the memories.