Dear Herb:

This is my first time. I'm kinda interested in what you're good at. How do we get to your chat room?

--jinganda


Dear jinganda:

The question is, what am I NOT good at. And the answer is...basketball and really most sports (never had much of a jump shot); personal hygeine (or so Mom says); breathing (I'm asthmatic); running (asthmatic and all); and seeing (slightly astigmatic). Really, the list goes on and on, but I think you're talking about cybersex, right? In that case, I'm pretty much good at everything, from fore-gameplay to e-cuddling. To get to my chat room, just go to herbzipper.com and click on the "HAVE CYBERSEX NOW" button on the left! I'm gonna rock your body. (That means have sex, right?)