Dear Herb:

herb you are such a faggot i bet you have "cybersex" with guys all the time, you probably came out of your moms fat ass, which im sure you cyber fuck all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

--herbisgay


Dear herbisgay:

My, the mailbag is so full of accusations that I'm gay, I'm starting to feel like a celebrity Scientologist! It's probably our pretty-boy looks that throw you off. Also, you're dead-wrong about my mom's bottom. It's quite shapely for a lady of her age.